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| I fucking hate it when the k fucking slows down when its in that lane between sloat and ocean ave. I mean the nice construction people built a whole fucking special space so how are you gonna disrespect that by slowing down hella much when your ON A FUCKING RAILTRACK THAT HAS ITS OWN DESIGNATED LANE!!!!!
shiet im hella drunk
I been seeing hella people with pink hair recently. angie and jackie and me have pink in their hair but I saw like 4 old people with pink hair today and I've seen hella other people with pink hair recently. hm
I love trina
im hella druuunk
LEMME SMELL YO DICK
FUCK I MISSED MY STOP!! BY LIKE 3 STOPS FUCK. fuck I got distracted by this shit and now I have to walk home from city college fuck oh well I got ky britney lolz
o ya I got some blood sisters now. me and angie and sarah rubbed our blood together so now we blood sisters. they had to like slit their hands with a knife but I just had to bite my holocaust nail lol | | |
| JESUS CHRIST UR HELLA CUTE!
This post is a missed connection but I won't post it on craigslist as this boy probably doesn't even know what craigslist is. but anyways..
jeeeeeeeeeeezus christ you are so irresistable and fucking cute you chinese boi whose name i don't even know. you made that three hour history class go by faster and when i wasn't looking at you i was writing about how fucking cute you are in my notes. (which is probably why you always sat on the other side of the room) i love your deep ass voice with accented english or when you speak chinese on the phone, you're the only person who can make chinese sound sooo seductive. i was gonna give you a note saying "YOU'RE HELLA CUTE" on the last day but when i saw you walk in i got ditzy and i bumped into my desk as i was getting up so i hauled my ass out of the classroom. i was walking home and muttering "soooo cute" when i realized i forgot my bag so i went back and got one last look at you. now that i'm never gonna see you again you're exponentially cuter! AAAAAAAAGH i wanna pinch your cheeks (the ones on your face)!! i love the face you make with a slightly raised eyebrow and your tongue kind of sticking out. the closest i ever got to you is when we bumped into each other that one time and you said "sorry" in that fucking sultry deep voice. ohhohosdhopasidhgal;sdf you are soo... scrumptious. but alas, you're probably straight. FUCKING STRAIGHT PEOPLE!
goddamn what a cutie..
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| so i was going about doing one of my daily routines (plucking lol), and i see this ant. and there are ants allll over the house these days, so i was like "DIE!" and i squished it with the toilet paper that had all my eyebrow and chin and wherever else hairs but it somehow beheaded it without squishing its body. and the head was just wiggling its antennas for a bit but it stopped, the body though was freeeeeeakin out. it's a pretty scary sight too, now i'm really grateful that ants have heads. it was like a mini mini spider. anyways it's freakinout for a helllla long time and it just won't stop. and then it stops so i touch it again and it starts freakinout again and again and again. and there's a biological or physiological explanation that i'm not aware of i'm sure but i don't know, the concept was trippy. judging by the time it was taking for the body to stop moving, it seems like ants don't need heads to function and it's like where does this will to move come from?????? i wonder what my body would do without my head.. so i didn't wait for it to stop completely because i have a shitload of homework to do so i guided its body onto the piece of toilet paper (it voluntarily got on) and i flushed it down the toilet
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| this place is helllllla crackin
there's been stuff happening since i left to new york on the neon-pink and neon-purple airplane! the governor of new york was fucking some dumb ho and he got caught. client #9 loves him some classy hookers. but at least when it's a democratic hypocritical sex scandal, it's a heterosexual one.. so now this blind black guy is gonna be governor. umm so i was staying at the hilton for the first half of the week. it's soooo fucking trashy. thin walls, shitty corkscrews, stupid italian girls wailing and banging on the walls, stupid italian kids holding up the elevators, AND STUPID ASS PRESIDENT FUCKING BUSH STAYING AT THE HILTON AND DELAYING MY PLANS!! yeah, it would be his hotel of choice. fucking asshole!! leave me alone!!! they forced everybody back into the hotel and they blocked off hella streets that he didn't even use. and then today i was at the MoMA and some crane fell on some building a couple blocks away. jeez. but i'm excited to go back to stony ass san francisco where nothing happens and where i can tan peacefully!
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