HiiROSHii's Xanga

まだ眠らんない！

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 09:21:27 GMT

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1. What's my mood like right now?
同じ夜
[確かに。。。]

2. How's tomorrow going to be for me?
Wanderlust

3. What kind of person am I?
宇宙のオウオウ
【どういう意味？知らんけどなんかあう」

4. Am I loved?
Happy House

5. How can I achieve my highest potential?
Memorabilia

6. What should I do with my life?
Material Girl

7. Is everything really going to be alright in the end?
The Feeling

8. What is my best quality?
LOVE 'n' HATE

9. How does my sex life look?
D.A.N.C.E.

10. What's the meaning of life?
Nasty
[nasty boyz haha]

11. What do people think of me?
Twist

12. Would I make a good catch?
Body Feels EXIT
[most brillllz engrish song title ever!]

13. How crazy am I?
BUGGTE RO BO-
[so cray cray]

14. Will I have a good life in general?
機会食べちゃいました

15. Can () ever really love me?
Rewind That Back

16. Can me and () ever be more than friends?
Paper Planes

17. What's going to happen to me this week?
Phantom

18. Where will I be a year from now?
Hot N Cold

19. What is my biggest wish?
Psycho Thrills

20. What is the love of my life doing at this very moment?
Stick It In!!!!

21. How will I die?
Lose My Breath
hahahahhahahha

22. What will happen after I die?
the Love Bug

23. How do my friends feel about me?
丸の内サディスチック

If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:
What Have You Done For Me Lately?

The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
Crazy

Your favorite thing to say when drunk is:
Bucky Done Gun

Your message to the world:
FREE FREE

Your deepest secret:
Magnetic Electric

Your innermost desire:
Sparkle

Your oldest memory makes you think:
人魚
i was totally a mermaid in my past life

Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:
Real me

On your deathbed, you'll whisper:
Persuasion

Your friends say behind your back:
Close to Love

You say behind your friends' backs:
Stick It To The Pimp

If you found yourself lost on a desert island, you'd yell:
NEW LOOK

What's your excuse for reposting this:
Secret

The day you fall in love will the the day that:
No Hay Igual
que profundo

Your life's soundtrack:
Feedback

You scream druing sex:
Entertain Me
'entertain me / i'm as blank as can be / and i've seen it before / and i've done it before / and i think that i like it / but no i don't like it / it just goes on over and / over and over and / over and over again'

Your farewell message to the readers of this:
Rule

whore-hey

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 07:49:08 GMT

so tonight i am pressed by a boring ass saturday night too tired and frugal to do anything so i'm gonna revert to my middle school self and spend hours online and i figured my xangito needs a lil lovin' cuz it hasn't been touched in a long ass time (like me a couple months ago lolz). urm uhh h damn how'd i do this every day there is nothing to write out to the internetz. well right now i'm crushing hella hard on this boiiiiii and this is literallly like the 4th time in my life that i've had a crush on someone so it's like a kind of foreign sensation um i got like 3 hours of sleep last nite but i can't sleep right now because i drank too many of those 5 hour energy things and its weird cuz it doesn't make you all cracked out but i'm sleep deprived and i'm in lurrrrve <3 and of course as usual on any saturday i'm all emo and mopey so yeah i don't know what to make of myself right now. im emoroshi + enamoroshi + zombieroshi when i should be drunkroshi right nowwwwww. at least i'm not being whoreoshi but that's already because i've met my quota for the time being. OMG he so cute! those fukcing latin eyes with the anime reflective dot whatever thing in the dark and that voice that's like raspyish but in a cute ass way not a la crackheadlady. and that a;lsidtupoaief;laskdjf too ;D. i'm not at the fantasizing stage yet and i hope i really don't reach that because that's the point of like no return and its kinda cray-cray anyways. oh well it'll only last for a little bit because mary told me my horoscope from glamour magazine or some shit and apparently this is only happening because venus is in cancers orbit or some shiza bullshit that i kinda believe in. but for now i am hopelessly latinlovedrunk. i'd rather be just drunk but i gotta be frugal. cuz i is going to españa :D you know what'd be fucked up? if the writer at glamour magazine pulling cosmic bullshit out of their ass is actually right and i get a boyfriend but then i have to go to spain the next month for a quarter of a year. like what would i dooo?? would i actually try to have a relationship that lasts longer than a month and end up cheating cuz i'm in another world with beautiful strangers (they party til like fucking 7 am in madrid too shiet) or would i know myself better and not even try to have one but just end up having a bunch of empty flings and make this latinboy-shaped void in mi corazón grow bigger? cmon venus dont fuck me over pleeeez. because my love life has sucked my whole life and im so lonely :( and why is venus the like seductive planet in the first place? like i'm taking life in the universe class and venus is a planet with sulfur (rotten egg smell) with a surface temperature of like 800 degrees. it also spins backwards and barely rotates. like who the fuck chose to associate that with aphrodite who's the god i'm most likely to ever worship. o but the air pressure is so undense or some shit that if humans flapped their arms they could fly. that'd be siiiiiiiiiiick. what other planetary factoids should you all (aka like 1 person) know? uhhhhh jupiter has vertical winds and lightning bolts the size of arizona uhhh i don't know what to write anymore my creative juices flow from like a sleeping volcano. wow that was super gay

dood its a leopon. i want a kitty leopon!!

so i saw my xanga page and i have all these blogrings that are like "aSiaNz tO Da pHULleSt" hahahahahhaha. uzasghasdlk erhjasdrfg UZAH

¿qué the ファック estoy やってるing? si i no 寝る pronto 僕meは more loco に hacerます。pipe is all scraped oh what to dooooooooooooo

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Sat, 27 Dec 2008 07:37:19 GMT

I fucking hate it when the k fucking slows down when its in that lane between sloat and ocean ave. I mean the nice construction people built a whole fucking special space so how are you gonna disrespect that by slowing down hella much when your ON A FUCKING RAILTRACK THAT HAS ITS OWN DESIGNATED LANE!!!!!

shiet im hella drunk

I been seeing hella people with pink hair recently. angie and jackie and me have pink in their hair but I saw like 4 old people with pink hair today and I've seen hella other people with pink hair recently. hm

I love trina

im hella druuunk

LEMME SMELL YO DICK

FUCK I MISSED MY STOP!! BY LIKE 3 STOPS FUCK. fuck I got distracted by this shit and now I have to walk home from city college fuck oh well I got ky britney lolz

o ya I got some blood sisters now. me and angie and sarah rubbed our blood together so now we blood sisters. they had to like slit their hands with a knife but I just had to bite my holocaust nail lol

dreamlog 12/21

Sun, 21 Dec 2008 19:33:01 GMT

so since i started taking melatonin i get more REM sleep which means i dream more. so this is all i remember from my dream last night: for some reason my mom let this hot black guy sleep in the guest room in a house that i don't recognize but was nevertheless ours. and yes he had a big black dick. this is somewhat what he looked like:

ANYWays, i waited for my parents to go to sleep then i went over to seduce him. and then we were doing it or whatever and i look away for a second and then i realize that HE'S NOT BLACK ANYMORE. nooooo now, he looks like this:

except he was older and uglier and had a gross beard. and then i woke up

i'm melting

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 03:27:17 GMT

JESUS CHRIST UR HELLA CUTE!

This post is a missed connection but I won't post it on craigslist as this boy probably doesn't even know what craigslist is. but anyways..

jeeeeeeeeeeezus christ you are so irresistable and fucking cute you chinese boi whose name i don't even know. you made that three hour history class go by faster and when i wasn't looking at you i was writing about how fucking cute you are in my notes. (which is probably why you always sat on the other side of the room) i love your deep ass voice with accented english or when you speak chinese on the phone, you're the only person who can make chinese sound sooo seductive. i was gonna give you a note saying "YOU'RE HELLA CUTE" on the last day but when i saw you walk in i got ditzy and i bumped into my desk as i was getting up so i hauled my ass out of the classroom. i was walking home and muttering "soooo cute" when i realized i forgot my bag so i went back and got one last look at you. now that i'm never gonna see you again you're exponentially cuter! AAAAAAAAGH i wanna pinch your cheeks (the ones on your face)!! i love the face you make with a slightly raised eyebrow and your tongue kind of sticking out. the closest i ever got to you is when we bumped into each other that one time and you said "sorry" in that fucking sultry deep voice. ohhohosdhopasidhgal;sdf you are soo... scrumptious. but alas, you're probably straight. FUCKING STRAIGHT PEOPLE!

goddamn what a cutie..

the ant

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:21:38 GMT

so i was going about doing one of my daily routines (plucking lol), and i see this ant. and there are ants allll over the house these days, so i was like "DIE!" and i squished it with the toilet paper that had all my eyebrow and chin and wherever else hairs but it somehow beheaded it without squishing its body. and the head was just wiggling its antennas for a bit but it stopped, the body though was freeeeeeakin out. it's a pretty scary sight too, now i'm really grateful that ants have heads. it was like a mini mini spider. anyways it's freakinout for a helllla long time and it just won't stop. and then it stops so i touch it again and it starts freakinout again and again and again. and there's a biological or physiological explanation that i'm not aware of i'm sure but i don't know, the concept was trippy. judging by the time it was taking for the body to stop moving, it seems like ants don't need heads to function and it's like where does this will to move come from?????? i wonder what my body would do without my head.. so i didn't wait for it to stop completely because i have a shitload of homework to do so i guided its body onto the piece of toilet paper (it voluntarily got on) and i flushed it down the toilet

THE END

client #9

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:17:30 GMT

this place is helllllla crackin

there's been stuff happening since i left to new york on the neon-pink and neon-purple airplane! the governor of new york was fucking some dumb ho and he got caught. client #9 loves him some classy hookers. but at least when it's a democratic hypocritical sex scandal, it's a heterosexual one.. so now this blind black guy is gonna be governor. umm so i was staying at the hilton for the first half of the week. it's soooo fucking trashy. thin walls, shitty corkscrews, stupid italian girls wailing and banging on the walls, stupid italian kids holding up the elevators, AND STUPID ASS PRESIDENT FUCKING BUSH STAYING AT THE HILTON AND DELAYING MY PLANS!! yeah, it would be his hotel of choice. fucking asshole!! leave me alone!!! they forced everybody back into the hotel and they blocked off hella streets that he didn't even use. and then today i was at the MoMA and some crane fell on some building a couple blocks away. jeez. but i'm excited to go back to stony ass san francisco where nothing happens and where i can tan peacefully!

herra

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 03:32:23 GMT

i was in the sunday paper

my school is moving into june jordan

i won best hair even though i don't have much hair

i'm finna go to new york next week

new ayu single for a 04.08.08 release!

new ayu remix albums for a 03.26.08 release!

that's as dramatic as my life gets

bad luck hipster pants

Sat, 10 Nov 2007 05:38:10 GMT

day of purchase (10/30): after buying them from levi's i'm going home and somebody had jumped the track at powell station.
wore on halloween (10/31): i lose my iPod, halfapackofcigarettes. attribute this to e.
wore on friday after halloween (11/2): went home early on a friday.
wore on saturday after halloween (11/3): i lose $40. don't make that much money at work. start thinking that pants may be evil.
wore shortly thereafter (11/7): mom finds recently purchased untouched weed and destroys it, indefinitely stops allowance. start believing pants are cursed but will give it a couple more chances.
wore today (11/9): nothing to do on friday again. fully convinced of eeeeeevil nature of my pants.

also happened with said jeans: end of daylight savings, lost my handy pen, lost my lip balm, dumb exhibition, dirtbroke for the first time in hella long, hella other shit, and the guy that i sdfglaksdjfaoisjdfoiajsoeifjsapodijokc was kinda ugly.

they're hella cute but it makes shit suck bawlz. i'm completely convinced of something supernatural like for real it's a proven theory now. but they're hella cute.

i'll probably have to update this entry if i ever where these pants again.

6666

Fri, 21 Sep 2007 00:45:32 GMT

is the number of profile views i have on my myspace